Thursday, September 30, 2010

Musician and Magician

Did you know that I can play the piano? Well I can. I am very talented, you know. I play the piano with all four paws at once.
It's not a very common style of playing, but it's slowly becoming well known. Just wait, in a few years, I'll be giving concerts and teaching lessons on my new technique of playing.
Just wait.
I'm also a magician. I can make jewelry disappear in the blink of an eye. I can fly up on the counter faster than any of my staff can scream "Oliver Hobbes!" and I can make my food bowl go from overflowing to empty in just a matter of seconds. I can also make a single Nerf dart into a billion little pieces in a heartbeat.
Don't you wish you were more like me?